PM: I used to send task to developers and told them what to do. Now they use scrum and I can’t tell them what to do.
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of silo men. Blessed is he, who in the name of agile and good will, shepherds the unknowing through the valley of methodology, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon the, silomen and followers of waterfall, with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my agile, brothers. And you will know my name is the REDLAB when I lay my vengeance upon thee.