Person to other person:
I live 10 minutes from work with the bike. That’s nice, no traffic. But today, like many other days, I came with the car.
Just wanted to share silly thing I heard.
Stuff they say.
Project manager to a team member of another project:
Agility is the most important thing. Often it are small questions, but they require immediate attention for the project to be able to proceed.
By which he means. If I need you, drop everything you are doing in your team for that other customers and forget about your sprint commitments
Heard on the job
PM: I used to send task to developers and told them what to do. Now they use scrum and I can’t tell them what to do.